Animals: here, there and everywhere.

Zebra and Giraffe are playing at Assembly tomorrow and if it's anything like their last show it's sure to be a cracker! Not sure about the guys playing after them, though. To me, pressing the play button on a cd player and then dancing around like monkeys with headphones on doesn't qualify as a skill. I mean, my retarded friend timmy can do that and he can't even speak! Anyway, lots of fun is on the way so I'm glad it's weekend... But if history's taught me anything it's that i'll wake up on Monday morning thinking it's Saturday and making promises to take it easy next weekend. Though I know that's not possible this time because next weekend's going to be even more hectic than this one! Oh well, perhaps some 'creative' writing will come from it. Unlike my sauna session last night...

I get into the sauna and holly bemoly it was hot in there. What's that all aboot? Now I know it's the general idea behind saunas but come on mate, surely if your ears start burning and you cant open your eyes, it's too hot? Anyway, my 20 minute brain-storm turned into 3 minutes of hell and I got the hell outta there! Well done sauna, 1-0 to you.

K I'm off to go be muppet master. Will explain that at a later stage... Though I think your imagination can paint you an accurate enough picture.

The death of new runners...

Recent (or not so recent, actually) attempts to introduce a new angle to my writing, failed. I thought, if I can make it as though it's not actually me who's writing, it would be easier to write. Reason being my anonymity no longer exists. So instead I'm resorting back to the single character and am just going to include writing about others. The single character, however, is going to be a pseudonym.

Enter Murray.

I was playing cricket a few years back and for some or other reason a guy in my team thought my name was Murray. I think my reaction resulted in everyone calling me Murray and 4 years later my own mates are introducing me as Murray. Not ideal since I actually quite like my real name and now have friends who can't believe my name's not Murray!

So from here on you'll be reading about what Murray has to say...

Starting with that little hit counter at the bottom. Either it doesn't work accuratly, or there's a really bored person out there who keeps hitting my blog. 11 100 hits in 4 months of not writing is insane! Either way I have new found inspiration to write on this here blog and will hopefully continue to do so on a regular basis.

I'm well aware that this is one of the more boring entries so I'm going to end it off by saying that I had to do this just to explain my new direction...

Peace.