Gate-crashing isn't cool.

I took a little break from my hectic studying the other day to meet a few mates as well as some rather important guests. The likes of Windhoek lager, Charles Glass and Mr Hansa Pilsner were among the VIP's.


Things were going well with the conversation getting louder and funnier as the night went on. A couple of hours into the evening even Johnny Walker managed to find his way through the door, calming things down a bit and turning the conversation a little more serious. Things like 'she really broke my heart' and 'I thought she was the one' were thrown around the room. Not ideal having to listen to that but, apparently, that's what mates are for. As things got more and more serious I found myself planning a sneaky exit (I'm well known for just disappearing at 'that stage of the night'). However halfway through executing my cunning exit Jose Cuervo barged through the door. This was when things really went pear. Why would anyone invite him to a chilled gathering amongst friends. He not only runs around like a headless chicken but also has an uncanny knack of taking you on wild adventures into the early hours of the morning. He even has the ability to delete your memory which can be really dangerous. He left me talking to a member from the opposite sex who I had never seen before. One minute I'm chilling at the bar with a glass of whiskey and Bang, I'm on the DF doing god knows what to god knows who.


All good until it decided to ask if I knew its name...


It: Whats my name?

Me: (chin on floor) Uhh... Whats my name?

It: (horrified) You don't remember my name!?

Me: (on the attack) Well clearly you don't remember mine either!

It: (hand on hip) Its #correct name#!

Me: Uhhh... Shit. How did you know my name?

It: Because you introduced yourself to me earlier!

Me: I did what? Hey wait I'm only kidding (as it walked away never to be seen again. Though I won't actually know will I?)


At that point, clearly conscience again, I decided to investigate as to what the hell had just happened and when I find out I'll be sure to let you know.