The birth of new Runners.

Due to the lack of content on my site I have decided to introduce a few new runners.

Enter the worker...

The worker is the most dull and boring person on the planet. He has no life and spends his days earning a hard living and dreaming of a better life. His hobbies include: reading comic books, playing Lego, watching cartoons and visiting his friends at the red cross.

I don't know this person, he offered to carry my shopping bags the other day and after trying to talk to him I came to the conclusion that we can all learn from him. When I say learn I, obviously, mean learn how not to live...

Our second introduction goes to the Socializer...

Welcome socializer, lovely to have you on board to add a bit of spice to the race. The socializer is somewhat of an enigma. You just don't know what to expect from this fella. Well I guess you can expect the unexpected and therefor do know what to expect. This guy is a vibe. He will keep you up to date with what's going on around the place. You've all seen him before, he's everywhere, you just don't know it...

Next up it's the thinker.

This remarkable young man doesn't have an IQ. He went to MENSA to do the test and they asked him to leave because they felt threatened. Not settling for that he took the online test and soon after had an NSA helicopter blow up his house. He's smucking fart folks and will spend some time over the next while keeping you informed on anything and everything. He's currently working on a dot-com project that is sure to yield millions.

I think that'll do for now. I don't need an introduction. I'm hectic.

Stay tuned for what these competitors have to say...