Phase 1 complete, thanks Lisa.

Congratulations go out to lucky ready number......1! Stay tuned for more details.

I spoke to the financial adviser this morning regarding a recent job opportunity I stumbled upon. It would appear that things are on the up. It would also appear that my long list of 'ingenious ideas' finally includes one with potential. Telling you what it involves would be silly, so I won't. Sorry.

Press release:

For some reason I went for a run today (not something I usually do) and have decided never to do so again. I just wasn't designed to run. Put me on a bike and I'll build up a sweat. Though not on a gym bike, cycling for an hour and not moving is just ridiculous. That said road riders cause chaos. Dodging rogue taxi's is bad enough. In other words what I'm trying to say is this: When I get in my car I would like people to just get the hell out my way. A clear path from point A to B would be nice. Thanks.

Moving on to phase 2...